Capital of India

Student 1: Oh God, Pls make Sydney the capital of India
Student 2: Why?
Student 1: That is what i have written in my exam

English movie

Teacher: Which was first Silent English movie?
Student: if the movie was silent how could u know that it was English
HA HA H AH AH

I was responsible

Employer: In this Job we need some one who is responsible
Person: I m the one u want, on my last job every time anything went wrong, they said i was responsible

Child and God

Child : O God pls i don't want 3rd world war
God: Why? I think u love ur country so much
Child:No God. I m weak in history, i can't study another war

Death is Nothing

Death is Nothing but to live defeated and without glory is to die everyday

4ever for me

For me u r As... CHEESE 4 PIZZA, PASSPORT 4 VISA, BUTTER 4 BREAD, CREAM 4 CAKE, LEAF 4 TREE, a Friend like u is 4 ever for me....

Honest and Innocent part

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of tea, or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and innocent part of urself.

Just You

Friend in different languages.....
Indian- Dost
German- Freund
Hebrew-Chaver
French- Ami
Pinoy- Kaibigan
Dutch- Vrend
Maxican- Amigo

For me .... Just simply you